I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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