I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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