turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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