he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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