Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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