at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I have already put on my inside pants.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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