Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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