get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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