I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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