So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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