It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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