i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Vodka?
Forever.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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