He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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