Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
only if we run a train.
done.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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