that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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