i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
