I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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