is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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