brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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