Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
be right there i have to get my cape
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I had to cum in my sink.
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