I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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