Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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