shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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