508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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