He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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