Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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