I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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