check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
he just fucked me for my cheese..
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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