Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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