Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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