Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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