i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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