I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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