Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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