How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It's never too late to be topless.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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