Got a toothbrush?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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