You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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