All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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