I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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