Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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