Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
there was a trapeze. enough said
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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