So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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