I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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