I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I think my vagina is haunted
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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