Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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