nut hugger
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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