this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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