So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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