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(703): View more from Virginia

Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name

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(520): View more from Arizona

She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.

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(718): View more from New York

I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.

(478): View more from Georgia

Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night

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(660): View more from Missouri

It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.

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(443): View more from Maryland

His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?

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(817): View more from Texas

Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.

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