I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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